Daal Mein Kuch Kaala Hain (U/A)

  • Starring :
    Veena Malik, Irfan Malik, Ali Hassan, Shakti Kapoor, Jackie Shroff, Bobby Darling
  • Language : Hindi Genre : Comedy
  • Synopsis :

    A suitcase full of cash is the shortcut to success for this wannabe actor. So much so, she is ready to say 'yes' to a crazy, not-her-type movie maker.

  • Director :
    Anand Balraj
  • Duration: 2 hrs
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Synopsis

A suitcase full of cash is the shortcut to success for this wannabe actor. So much so, she is ready to say 'yes' to a crazy, not-her-type movie maker.

Critic's Review

Daal mein kuch kaala hain! Hona hi tha...because... 1) The movie has just too many characters - some eleven... and counting. 2) The characters have names you don't want to hear - Daaboo, Kamalfeku, Chilambhai, Gopalyeda,... 3) Debutante Veena Malik is heard screaming, screaming and screaming all through out the movie. 4) The actors are all look-alikes of Amitabh Bachchan, Anil Kapoor, Salman... 5) The jokes, thankfully not double meaning this time, stem from the Amar-Singh-Big B dosti. 6) The songs begin and end with Mumbai's vada pav fixation. 7) The movie begins with a disclaimer that goes all out to dedicate the same to Dev saab.

Speechless, are we!

The only thing that is bang on here is the title track - which appears after every few seconds. It says: Sab (money matters) gadbad ghotala hai. And we cannot but agree. After all, money can't buy everything... at least not ideas.

  • Rating 55

Review posted within last 6 month

one time moview

  • Rating 0.05

Review posted within last 6 month

Quite good

  • Rating 0.05

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quite good

  • Rating 3.55

Review posted more than 6 month ago

good for laughs

  • Rating 35

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Veena malik looks like a porn actress ....desperate to go in action.

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

bakwash

  • Rating 25

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Veena Malik should be sent back to Afghanistan...she doesnt know how to act...and doesnt even look good in the movie...

  • Rating 25

Review posted more than 6 month ago

What to say now

  • Rating 35

Review posted more than 6 month ago

yahah par to puri ki puri daal h kaali h.................

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

C Grade Movie with noncense & Silly Jokes

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

3rd class one!

  • Rating 55

Review posted more than 6 month ago

very good movie....must watch....superb acting by all actors and actress.....

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

I guess Veena mallik is the most Disgusting looking actor She does not have class at all. I feel disgusted seeing her in movies

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Daal me kuch kaaaaala hai . What a funny name

  • Rating 3.55

Review posted more than 6 month ago

hahah what a farzi movie. I think the movie quality is clear form the name itself

  • Rating 1.55

Review posted more than 6 month ago

good to call this a farzi movie

  • Rating 35

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Go to wahtc veena malik.. She is HOT...

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Horrible..

  • Rating 55

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Good moview, LMAO

  • Rating 55

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Amazing movie

  • Rating 55

Review posted more than 6 month ago

must watch movie

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Third Class C Grade Movie with noncense & Silly Jokes.........

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

bhankaas movie hai..dony waste your preciouse bucks for it......

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

Ridiculous..............HORRIBLE....... I am feeling SORRY that I cant give less that 1 i.e. 0 (ZERO).. Rating is not possible for this MOVIE

  • Rating 15

Review posted more than 6 month ago

i don't have less number then 1 to give this ridiculous film. badboli heroine and bakwas movie